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[gayreinhardt]

ok ok ok i know overwatch does have its problems but imho thats mostly bc they set themselves up as being Diverse and good for Representation. if theyd never have that pretence id be fucking losing my mind bc what an amazing prank to pull on gamers. first they take Waifu Tracer (whos ass people were arguing about before the game even CAME OUT LOL) and made her gay and then they took captain america 2.0 every white supremacists fav and made HIM gay too like the fucking shenanigans. the drama of it.

[surprisebitch]

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[trainthief]

I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally. 

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[vampireapologist]

what good is a piano full of Actual For Real Bees if they don’t even know how to play

[gallusrostromegalus]

You’re my favorite force of chaos.

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[tordenvejr]

lay out intentions like paving of ease in future moments. “i’m gonna have fun in class tomorrow”, “when i go for a walk i’m gonna see so many beautiful things”, “i’m gonna have the most cozy night tonight”, “i’m gonna be very present with my friend on wednesday”, etc. see how easily the moment adapts. it’s like a little spell to set yourself up for goodness

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Just a reminder that my DMs are always open to pictures of your pets

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[staraptor]

New Years is a time to reflect on all the dogs and cats we’ve seen this year, and to look forward to all the dogs and cats we’ll see in the year to come

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[richard-maddens]

y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux

the black men: i beg u excuse me

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[ruinedchildhood]

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[gothhabiba]

ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

[wunderhorntanz]

not to forget its twin “i know (roughly) what you’re saying, but what are those words?”

[blagdogs-tveiter-tot]

Plus the secret triplet “I managed to get your drift but I don’t know how to answer you”.

[spunky-town]

Ah yes, the Holy Trinity

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[cptsdcarlosdevil]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

[raginrayguns]

My mom learned it because she figured she’ll go deaf when she gets old

[manyblinkinglights]

My family went holiday SCUBA diving once, and a couple of Deaf guys were in the group. I was really little and I spent most of the briefing overcome with the realization that while the rest of us were going to have regulators in our mouths and be underwater fairly soon, they were going to be able to do all the same stuff and keep talking.

[tell-the-stars-hello]

The only reason some form of sign language is not a standard skill is ableism, as far as I can tell.